Things You Said in College and Probably Still Say Now:
‘I haven’t showered in 7 days.’
‘Is it free?’
‘Is there free food?’
‘Are there free drinks?’
‘Did I sleep on the bathroom floor last night?’
‘Wait, the handle’s gone? Booze run!’
‘She’s a stupid bitch.’
‘I’m SO drunk right now.’
‘I’m totally NOT drunk right now.’
‘Wait… what?’
‘Are you going out tonight?’
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‘How much is a PBR?’
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you going out tonight?’
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